tartlin 

The dried pussy juice stuck to your dick the next morning.

Melissa tartlin is all over my teddy bear named fred.

tartlin by stephin April 7, 2005

Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010

turtling 

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

turtling by Chris November 17, 2003

Turtlin 

1) To "help your buddy out" by holding the door shut with one hand and masterbate with the other without his knowledge.

2) The action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have sex with a random skank.

Roberto: "Where is Fred? I have'nt seen him in about 20min."
Alex: "Lets check Johns room."
Roberto: "The doors not locked but I can't open it.....Someone is holding it."
Alex: "Must be Fred then, he's the only one missing. Let's force it open. Oh shit it is Fred..... and his zipper is down. He was in there turtlin.

Turtlin by diamondsonmyneck July 12, 2011

Tartine au beurre 

Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.

Felix is good at doing Tartine Au Beurres! He is Tartineaubeurring!

Tartine au beurre by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Cock Turtling 

Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.

"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"

"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."

Cock Turtling by Ravnik August 22, 2009

Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

Ninja Turtling by reborn296 October 10, 2009