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eschlongate 

verb. The process of the growing of the schlong due to arousel.
Damn, this bitch was so fine I couldn't help but eschlongate on the spot.
eschlongate by tarquin08 May 25, 2008

eschlongated 

The result of your schlong becoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it becomes enlarged and elongated.
I became eschlongated as leaned forward affording me a view down her blouse at her breasts.
eschlongated by Chris Ch July 24, 2006

Eshlongated

When a shlong is elongated
I'm eshlongated
Eshlongated by urhdbdhurhdn March 10, 2020

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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