wilfi 

An absolutely rad drummer who will definitely do very well in the music industry. He tries but fails to get a girlfriend and is one of those 'I don't have a crush on anyone' dudes. He is also really small and quiet.

Guy 1: Dude, that drummer is sick! Does he have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No he's a bit of a wilfi.

wilfi by Urban geniois April 6, 2017

wilfthemilf 

A common soccer/track athlete who often gets railed by big black men during the competition.

I saw a wilf or a wilfthemilf at my track meet.

wilfthemilf by Wilfthemilf.stan42069 May 23, 2021

Wildin 

To go crazy or do or say wierd things

These people on Urban dictionary be wildin with these definitions.

Wildin by Finesseforless January 13, 2019

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Mcdonald's Wifi by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

WifiTaxer by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifibes 

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

wifibes by F reshleaf April 16, 2022