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The best song by the Pixies. Also the best song in general. Also my favorite song. Also who I am. Velouria.
My Velouria.
My Velouria.
Even I'll adore ya.
My Velouria.
velouria by COWSGOMOO December 27, 2003
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a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy
stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.

sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better
velour by loofooloo December 1, 2006

velour fog

A man or woman who shaves the genitals but leaves the leg hair. Usually accompanied with revealing clothing.
"The call me the Velour Fog." - Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
velour fog by Yesnomaybeidk April 18, 2018
fake velvet
usualy made into a cheep tracksuit worn by a tool eg jamal johnson (blackburn rovers football player)
"jamal what the fuck are you wearing a velour tracksuit for"

Velouropean 

A cultural cross-section of people usually hailing from the more eastern parts of Europe whose sartorial preferences heavily include velour tracksuits. They can be spotted alone or in groups at markets, gyms, malls, beaches, boardwalks, clubs, and e-ing. Much to the chagrin of others, they find velour perfectly suitable for any and every occasion: indoor, outdoor, day, night, both formal and informal. Do not be fooled though, while some of them have tracksuits for every day of the week and any occasion, others have very few tracksuits which they wear all the time. Be conscious, Velouropeans such as these douse themselves far heavier in colognes such as Drakkar Noir and Cool Water than their cohorts who own more velour.
"Hey, check out that gang of Velouropeans hanging out right in front of the doorway, clogging up the passage. Who makes those tracksuits anyway, Armani or Lacoste?"
"Looks more like Enyce to me."

"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."
Velouropean by philadelphiadiplomat September 4, 2014