A man-whore who has a girlfriend but still macks on other chicks and he is a total man-skank/slut. Aslo, he uses his girlfriends only for his perverted pleasures.
Child: Mommy! Is that man a salaslut?
Mother: Is he a using little man-whore?
Child: YES! He is!
Mother: Then you've got yourself a SALASLUT!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).