1. Normal person: "Just because you watch Rick and Morty doesn't mean you'
re an intellect."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."
2. Rich
guy's friend: "
Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich
guy: "Kill thyself."