1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through
blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to
play to the rankest, most
base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous
hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"
Don'
t trumplodytes know what they like look in a
mirror? I'd shave my head..."