dysen 

An uncommon name for an male. In this case anyone with the name 'Dysen' is charming and hilarious in various situations. Very musical and ambitious. If there were a way to describe it, they are very outgoing and friendly with most people as long as you don't get on their bad side. Is very loyal and loves hard on their potential lover if he sees a future in their relationship. Overly defensive for anyone close to them and will definitely stand up for you unless you're in the wrong. Dysen is a strong willed name for the brave.

Dysen.. that's an unusual name.

dysen by Kenzie K. January 24, 2017

disenlightenment 

1) The loss of ability to do Cognitive Thinking. Likely the product of common core or other dumbed down educational scholastic education. More inclined to believe a Dogma than to allow that dogma to be tested by reason.

2) Refusing to entertain the discussion of opposing views. Refusing to look at the facts of the real results of an action/reaction in favor of an emotional position.

Unlike the Age of Enlightenment or Age of Reason where in 1715 - the Age of Enlightenment gave us... "... a range of ideas centered on reason as the primary source of authority and legitimacy, and came to advance ideals such as liberty, progress, tolerance, fraternity, constitutional government, and separation of church and state." ( lifted from Wikipedia ) Now we have an "Age of Dis-Enlightenment" where the dogma of the (insert ideologue here) is more important than facts or actual scientific evidence of the effects from some idea/program/political party position.

Colin Kapernick's actions, that have caused viewership of the NFL, to take a dramatic hit via his political "protest" by taking a knee, have gone on to a new level of disenlightenment by now praising the late Fidel Castro as a good leader.

disenlightenment by SaltyFishyFun November 28, 2016

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disengenuious dense motherfucker by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

disenfranchise

To abstain from eating fast foods.

He disenfranchised and started eating healthy 30 days and 15 pounds ago.

disenfranchise by nom de plumb May 10, 2009

dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.

Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.

dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.

Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.

cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010

desensitize 

to make nearly or completely insensitive to certain things to due overexposure or recurrence

Sex related: I've watched so much porn that I got desensitized and need to watch dirtier videos in order to orgasm ejaculate.

Drug related: I smoke(d) so much weed that I got desensitized and built up a tolerance so need more to get high than the first few times.

desensitize by lolmanurfunny January 19, 2019