Monkey Knife Fight 

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

Monkey Knife Fight by me January 9, 2005

Monkey Knife Fight 

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."

(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.

Monkey Knife Fight by MilesTeg January 2, 2009

Monkey Knife Fight 

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.

Monkey Knife Fight by Olaf June 19, 2005

Monkey Knife Fight 

Having a beer.

"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"

Monkey Knife Fight by ChillisWillisMaximus April 23, 2009