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Zambizi Swamp-Donkey 

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!
Zambizi Swamp-Donkey by Phill Howe December 27, 2007
A very irritating but very funny and it can be used to bully people.
Bring the Zambini
The realist of them all getting ladies,funny,handsome and just might take your female.
Hey bro Zambezi just took my hoe.
zambezi by databases February 25, 2015

Zambitious 

The idea of doing work with no intention of actually doing it
Be Zambitious
Zambitious by PCZedV August 31, 2013

Zambezi Zieg Zag 

A sex act involving 2 people and a goat. The giver of the Zambezi Zieg Zag begins by thoroughly sodomizing the goat whilst looking at pictures of unicorn amputees. After the goat has been worked over to your's and it's satisfaction you call the third party over. This could be a man or a woman (or another goat). Masturbating with the goat feces to propel yourself towards climax, you take aim at your partner's bare chest, back, buttocks, or face (dealer's choice on this one, folks). Waving your ample genitalia back and forth, you splash a brown and white "Z" across your fleshy canvas.
*Sometimes referred to as a Ziegler Zorro.
I went down to the barn to feed the goats and I didn't know my uncle was down there. Needless to say, I ended up on the business end of a Zambezi Zieg Zag. I can still smell it!
ZamiZip is the positive effect of improved health on an animal as a result of taking ZamiPet.
“She’s got that ZamiZip!”
“They’ve got their ZamiZip back!”
“ZamiPet gives them that ZamiZip!”
zamizip by FrankieRocco June 27, 2021