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monkey suit

Purpose: to create an atmosphere of "uniformity", or, compliance, if you will. E.g. Scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (OMG, surgeons), purple (I, don't know...maybe housekeeping/custodians), let's see, then there is the cafeteria staff.......A monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. The military does it, sanitary engineers do it...I could go on. Benefit: Does save money on duds.
monkey suit by trukidlaw August 23, 2009

monkey suit

Any set of all black clothing worn when a covert or illegal/illicit activity is about to or is taking place to hide one's identity or to advoid detection while moving at night.
"We gone put on our monkey suits and be waitin right in yo bushes"-Plies
monkey suit by west-hel August 19, 2008

monkey suit

A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.
Jim: You, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
Marbles: (Tosses monkey excrement at Jim)
monkey suit by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 5, 2005

Monkey in a person suit 

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
Monkey in a person suit by Elburno October 3, 2011

monkey in a bananna suit 

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee
i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

monkeyswitch 

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl
Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."
monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004
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