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Crestwood High 

A school located in northwestern Sydney. Is ruled over by pure evil. Enjoyed an era of greatness during 2004 but with the Year 12s that will be there in 2005 it will probably slip down to the level of Model Farms or Northmead. Was once a favourite target for vandals including the famous time an English room was torched during 2002. Since then a great big fence was built around it, causing the place to look even more like a prison. Home to groups of people such as the Ethnics (a group of Asian and Middle Eastern people who only appeared inside rarely and spent a lot of the time in the carpark) and the Kingdom (a group of revolutionaries who aimed to overthrow the dictatorship and establish a communist state).
"Crestwood High, more like Crestwood Gaol."
Crestwood High by The Party February 1, 2005
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Crestwood High School 

Crestwood is a shitty school in Mountain Top PA. Our principal doesnt do shit while our vice principal has to do absolutely everything. Theres like 3000 people that go here and i think 20 actually like going here. The food here is so bad and half the teachers arent qualified to work here. Whoever the hell makes our schedules is retarded, I shouldnt have to walk from the middle school to the high school basement for a class and only have 5 minutes to do so. And theres so many damn emo girls here its like a spreading virus, they will bark and hiss at you and play my chemical romance in their airpods.
Then you have the skinny white/mixed boys who think they gangster. They walk around saggin and act like people are scared of them and they can beat up anyone like theyre the next Muhhamad Ali.
And theres the rednecks, everybody knows that specific group of white boys who always breaks their arm on a quad or something. They always get yelled at during lunch but they cool, they all funny and better than the wanna be gang members.
The sport players, Basketball, Football, Varsity or Junior High. Theyre all favorited by the staff, and half of them act like theyre gonna get a D1 scholarship and then get picked first round in the draft.

Normal kids, the only people who go to school, dont do anything stupid or annoying, then leave. They have a circle of friends, everyone knows who they are, theyre easy to get along with. a

This school blows
A: Yo do you go to Crestwood High School?
B: Sadly

Crestwood High School 

Weak ass principal and annoying ass students. t he โ€œpopularโ€ kids be embarassin tf outta them selves๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait โค๏ธ ๐Ÿฉน๐ŸŒน
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026