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Funsized 

Short, cute. Usually that girl mate of yours that comes to everyone's shoulders and everyone loves.
Matt: You're short
Kaylee: I'm not short, I'm funsized!
Funsized by Pugwash the Pirate April 20, 2008

Im Not Short Im Funsized

phrase: Shorter people joking about their hight will say this. For the sexual meaning of it a man can have his face in her boobs, or a woman can have her head in his crotch.
james your short
Im Not Short Im Funsized

Funsized 

A term used to Describe a Girl who is Short Enough to give a guy a blow job without having to get on her knees.
John: how tall is Sally?
Max: dude she's funsized..
John: ooo... kinky..
Funsized by Xignys2b43i9 March 17, 2011

funsized 

A male under 5' tall.
Ryan: "yeah, roan. You're not short you're funsized"
funsized by roangt August 4, 2007

Funsized 

A kid who is of small height and appears to be a fun size to ponder with
"You funsized boy come here now"- Gman the canoeing instructor
Funsized by lukeheathcote June 4, 2018

Fungaled French Fry 

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
Fungaled French Fry by Tabinator August 10, 2008