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power beads 

Anal beads ; the final bead in the string symbolizes power, for if fully inserted, might require surgical removal of the entire string. (Don't try this without being, or being with, a safe, sane, consensual -- in a word, *competent* practitioner).
Power beads (or anal beads provide a means of breaking a recalcitrant or anally resistant subject, especially when the subject is required to clean the beads orally, afterward.
power beads by Rick Wilson January 21, 2005

PowerBeats 

A certain kind of headphone that will help you lose friendships.
*Person with PowerBeats on next to an AirPods user*

Beats: WOW, best headphones ever!

AirPods person: EEWWW, go yeeet yourself. PowerBeats SUCCKKKKKK.
PowerBeats by HarisWHS July 21, 2019

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026