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verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference
"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."
Zumped by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020
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Zupdates 

A must-have app. It provides the most useful and necessary updates on everything you need to know. From live updates on sports scores, to the wait at your favorite local restaurant and everything else you could possibly imagine.
Check out the update on the Zupdates app
Zupdates by Bestrode January 19, 2020
Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013
When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
Zuked by bt3101 November 14, 2011

[[[zuper blahq]]] 

zuper blahq is Will.i.am's alter ego for EDM House before he went electro. stylized as Zuper Blahq and pronounced "super black". will.i.am announced the creation of his balaclava-wearing alter ego Zuper Blahq, further stating that he wanted to create a full album as Zuper Blahq; he later abandoned this plan, making "I'm in the House" the only Zuper Blahq release.
I'm Zuper Blahq on that unique shit
So don't be blinkin', don't be sleepin'
I be, I be all mine
[[[zuper blahq]]] by I<3USO April 21, 2023
A Zuper is usually a strange, random, crazy kind of a guy. People call him Zuper because he's not-quite/more-than super. Generally musically inclined and very much a geek in every way possible.
Chandler: Wow! Zuper can really sing!
Mike: Yeah, but notice he's singing a song about D&D...
Zuper by Brenna_89 March 16, 2009