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A combination of yuppie and uppity. An adjective describing a person in the upper-middle to upper socioeconomic class (usually a yuppie), who acts as if they are above everyone else. Symptoms include snootiness, haughtiness, and generally distasteful treatment of the people around them.
That yuppity bitch thinks she can cut in line just because she's carrying a Coach handbag and wearing a Dior suit.
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Yuppster
(noun): A genre of stereotype that is usually a young suburban white male. A devolution of a yuppie and a hipster. Can be characterized by the wearing of their sisters pants, v-neck shirts, 40 year-old lesbian haircut and ironic eyewear. Listens to music too cool for you on University independent radio. Babbles about the environment and being a vegan, as if anybody gives a shit. WARNING: Adhering to the yuppster ways is hazardous to your health . Loss of testosterone due to tight pants and frequent neck problems from constantly jerking your head back to get your bangs out of your face.
Chase: Did you meet the new guy chris?
Clint: You mean the guy who is wearing his sisters clothes whilst having a dinner plate in his ear, like he's on the cover of national geographic?
Chase: Ooohh yeah, total yuppster.
Clint: Man, id love to kick that guy in the nuts!
Clint: You mean the guy who is wearing his sisters clothes whilst having a dinner plate in his ear, like he's on the cover of national geographic?
Chase: Ooohh yeah, total yuppster.
Clint: Man, id love to kick that guy in the nuts!
Yuppster by By-god Bob May 9, 2011
yuppester
n.
1. A person who watches the OC, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. They also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in Malayasia). Gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. Yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to sex with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of West Palm Beaches' population
1. A person who watches the OC, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. They also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in Malayasia). Gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. Yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to sex with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of West Palm Beaches' population
Person 1: " Kurt is a goddamn yuppester."
Person 2: "Why, did he hit on you?"
Person 1: No, dude, he said women like foreplay"
Person 2: " Ha, what a jackass, he obviously has no clue"
Person 1: " Want to beat his head in?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't want to get hair gel all over my hands"
Person 2: "Why, did he hit on you?"
Person 1: No, dude, he said women like foreplay"
Person 2: " Ha, what a jackass, he obviously has no clue"
Person 1: " Want to beat his head in?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't want to get hair gel all over my hands"
Yuppity
The act of saying yes but in a more jolly way than just a plain yes. Yuppity is saying you truly promise and cannot be a lie. Saying yuppity is always promising something happy and never sad.
Yuppity!
Yuppity by Dumbledore'sArmy November 30, 2010
Yuppity
Acting in a douchey, uppity, upper middle class, stay at home, Dad bod, Small dick, named Steve kind of way.
Yuppity by Marty Fowl November 23, 2017