whooker Share definition Flag An insult for a promiscuous woman. A combination of whore and hooker. That girl looks like a silly whooker, I heard her say "the answer is always yes" in reference to her sexual adventures. whooker by that's what's uuuuup May 18, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the whooker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch