weejy 

a fat or squishy animal especially in the nasal region, much like a camel or a horse

"hey, isn't that a weejy horse"
"yeah sure is"

weejy by squeegy December 31, 2014

weeny rub 

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax

Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!

weeny rub by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014

Weejus 

The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.

Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."

Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."

Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."

Weejus by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012

Peng Weezy 

A very attractive classy female, not to be confused with Peng which refers to females in the 6-8 category rather than the 9+ category

Yout 1: Fam who was dat gyal you was churpsing last night?

Yout 2: Shut up fam, that was my sister!

Yout 1: Yeh she was peng weezy, still.

Peng Weezy by Yout-man September 20, 2012

weejio 

A way of saying the English word “video” in an exaggerated Cantonese accent, made famous by Malaysian comedian Uncle Roger (Nigel Ng Kin-ju).

“Every epicurious weejio, they always call Rosemary trout - this perfect name for food consultant.”

weejio by UncleRogerFanBoy October 11, 2022

Weezy Scarf 

A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.

Hipster: YO PEEPS CHECK OUT MY WEEZY SCARF!!!
former friends: LOL/SMH YO SON GO READ A BOOK!!!

Weezy Scarf by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011

Weepymayo 

A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.

Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.

Weepymayo by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020