wangxiety 

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.

“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”

wangxiety by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Wangxiety 

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

Wangxiety by cjfinks September 16, 2010

Wangxiety 

When a girl is nervous about getting stuffed with a cock or if she is anxious for it.

Teagan had some serious wangxiety waiting for Josh to come home.

Wangxiety by RickyAwesome September 25, 2009

Hangxiety 

The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!

Hangxiety by McMuzz May 25, 2011

Hangxiety 

A combination of being Hung Over and having Anxiety. Not only are your physically ill, but you also have high anxiety caused by erratic behavior and Black Out periods the night before.

The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.

Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.

Andy: Dude, you ok? You look like you're going to die!

Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.

Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.

Hangxiety by OverDone February 26, 2011

Hangxiety 

the feeling felt waking up after a night of heavy drinking. commonly felt at around 4 am. symptoms include overthinking everything you said/did that night and a deep set sense of overwhelming guilt and regret. often the feeling is only temporary and based on irrational fears. it has been deemed as the worst feeling on earth (even worse than childbirth) and should be avoided at all costs. people with hangxiety are likely to say “i’m never drinking again” on their whatsapp group chat and or cry. often includes heavily feelings of nausea and life regret.

friend: “hey why are you up, it’s 4:00am???”

me: “i have such terrible hangxiety, does everyone hate me? what did i say last night? why am i alive, i want to die, this is horrible, i’m never drinking again, i fucked up my entire life there is no coming back from this!”

Hangxiety by porkycapone3 October 2, 2021

Wanxiety 

When you think someone is watching you wank/masturbate.

Mate, last I was having a wanxiety fit, I could have sworn my mum was listening in.

Wanxiety by Adallama February 11, 2009