vagunt

An individual who acts like a total vagina and cunt at the same time.

Dude, don't get mad at us because you were too much of a pussy to ask her out. You are such a vagunt.

vagunt by Bryon M. May 7, 2008

Vagunt

Adjective: When Vagina or Cunt doesn't quite describe competence of said individual the combination of the two create better description. Total idiot of low-character. See also Fuktard.

"When she showed me her ridiculous Louis Vuitton bag she was acting like such a Vagunt."

Vagunt by Joyce V February 20, 2009

Vagunky

One who possesses a superfluous and unrelenting desire for the female genitalia.

God Trent, Nancy's quite pleased that you've turned into such a Vagunky!

Vagunky by RushForYou May 15, 2008

Vagentist

A Vagina Dentist.

"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."

Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009

vaguetexting 

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.

Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.

vaguetexting by checkkss March 25, 2010

vagentacles 

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).

"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."

vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008

vaguetweeting 

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

vaguetweeting by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011