The hardest material currently known to man. Recently discovered in February 2022. It was found that the balls of everyone defending Ukrainian land are naturally composed of the material.

Do you know why Sasha can’t get on a plane? Because his Ukrainium balls became way too heavy for takeoff, since February 2022.

Ukrainium by Juan-largo7 March 2, 2022

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Ukrained

When the world's 2nd largest kleptocracy, led by mentally challenged and incompetent apparatus, decides to invade its peaceful neighbor and ends up getting slapped so hard their economy travels back in time to the stone age.

Basically, some awful stinky guy is trying to bully you and ends up getting owned so hard his grandchildren will pass on the shame to their grandchildren.

NATO: Dud, remember when you Ukrained Russia in 2022?
Ukraine: I had a lot of help, my man.
NATO: Nah, dud, that was all you.

Putin: Hehe, see, Lavrov, what did I tell you about those Western Imperialists?
*Lavrov continuously bangs two stones over a bunch of sticks, hunched in a dark cave*
Lavror: That we don't need them, boss!
Putin: Damn, right! Getting Ukrained is no big deal, it's only a minor century-long setback to our economy!

Ukrained by jirina March 28, 2022

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Ukranium

To be brave, heroic, solid and stoic. A tribute to the peoples of Ukraine.

Mykola normally works in an office answering phones and working the company inbox. He now faces down Putins tanks having never used a weapon in his life. Mykola is made of 100% Ukranium.

Ukranium by On the Buses March 5, 2022

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