turdmoe 

The compound word "Turdmoe" is used to describe a person in which there is little value or in many cases a negative value. This insult may be more easily understood broken up into its parts, "turd - moe". "Turd" meaning a lump of fecal matter whereas "Moe" added to the end intends to personify the aforementioned "turd" with a negative connotation. The use of this word is more commonly in reference to a person in an undisclosed region of our planet. He was so nicknamed around quarter 2 of the year 2000.

Hey, Turdmoe, stop bothering us you're worthless.

turdmoe by Turdmoe May 18, 2006

turdmenistan 

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.

I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.

turdmenistan by zaquax December 25, 2010

Turdmoil 

The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.

'Shit, I'm in turdmoil but this person just won't leave me alone.'

Turdmoil by Queen Giganta January 31, 2017

Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009

Turdmeric 

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

Turdmeric by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

turdometer 

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists

The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.

turdometer by turdmeister June 28, 2010