tubortion
tubortion by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009
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Tubcation
low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.
The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.
When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.
That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.
When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.
That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.
Tubcation by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010
Related Words
turdbortion
1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.
turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008
turdbortion
Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.
turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008
Nork Tortion
The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Nork Tortion by Jonny K July 23, 2008
Tortion
Etymology: From English "distortion", From Latin distorqueō (dis- + torqueō ("twist"))
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/
Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting
Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/
Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting
Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.
Def 1: I noticed the tortion of the brain after dipping it in bleach; it seemed to become clean and smooth, as if all the nasty wrinkles just dissapeared!
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.
Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.
Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.