transturbation 

masturbating while riding on public transportation

Person #1 : Does that bum have his hand down his pants while staring at me?
Person #2 : Haha classic, transturbation on the city bus.

transturbation by Magnen July 20, 2010

tabsturbation 

Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.

Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"

Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."

Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"

Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"

tabsturbation by Nizzl September 30, 2011

tradsturbating 

The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.

Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!

tradsturbating by von groovy May 20, 2017

transfurmation 

TransFURmation is the process of turning your beloved pet's FUR-do into a ZebraZoodle, TIGERZOODLE, GiraffieZoodle or any other zoo animal by an amazing bad ass Groomer Girl from the San Francisco Bay Area.

WOW!! That Dog is sporting a new Fur-do transFURmation as a Zebrazoodle!

transfurmation by MomaMis April 18, 2018

transtruation 

(noun) 1. True menstrual flow in a transgendered man who once was a woman. 2. Wished-for menstrual flow in a transgendered woman who once was a man. transtruate transtrual

Uh oh, Betty. Looks like I gotta get me some maxi-pads. It's transtruation time for me, honey!

transtruation by FoxxDogg May 21, 2016

Gransturbation 

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

Gransturbation by Loxastic April 17, 2020

Transmuration 

noun - The general term for walking through walls.

See also:
transmurus - noun - a person with the ability to pass through walls with or without the aid of technological advancements.
transmuring - {verb} the act of passing through walls
to transmure - {verb} to pass through walls.

Transmuration is cool!

Transmuration by johnydabomb November 24, 2020