titleist 

One of the best name's in golf. They make clubs,balls,bags,hats,etc.

guy1: What clubs you got?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?

titleist by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

titleist 

Said as tit-le-ist. Someone who is so annoying and so unaware of their stupidity that they wouldn't even be useful as a tit. Not to be confused with Titleist golf balls.

A:"Does she EVER shut the hell up?"
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."

titleist by CaptainDouche May 29, 2006

titleist ass 

A booty that is so large and covered in dimples that it resembles a bag of titleist golf balls.

Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.

titleist ass by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018

Titleist Ad 

A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.

I almost bogeyed hole 7 but my putt turned into a Titleist ad.

Titleist Ad by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020

Titmeister 

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits

Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.

Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010

titlyist 

cool, awesome, or radical.

"That movie was totally titlyist."

titlyist by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Titleitarian 

A titleitarian is someone whom doesn't deserve their position, or is out of touch, abusing the power they have once acquired.

I would have gotten my promotion if it wasn't for that titleitarian on the panel, shunning my revolutionary money saving ideas.

Titleitarian by CallumFoster April 3, 2020