timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timbering

The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.

-The man was timbering in the middle of the sidewalk
-while timbering my tree started to fall down

Timbering by mojoman449988231 September 21, 2011

timbering

The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.

Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.

Man, all the rocks out here suck!
Well, we could always go timbering.

timbering by Samanthuel March 31, 2010

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

thumbering 

Using your thumb for screen control for handheld device

The iPhone 6plus is not thumbering user friendly.

thumbering by Men of PH February 19, 2015

Tinkering 

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.

"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."

Tinkering by Kitsme October 26, 2011

Timesing 

The word dumbasses use instead of the word 'multiplying'. Because they're dumbasses.

UhhHhHhh... yeah, I think we'll need to do some timesing for this problem.

Timesing by BlaizenTen January 19, 2020