tileli 

Tileli is a headstrong person who thinks she is very shy, she tries to be modest, but she's very bad at lying. Not very trustworthy, but very smart. Not the most attractive person, but a very good dancer. She isn't the best singer, and is very self-centered. Not very funny.

Man, Tileli has been bugging me all day about her problems, and won't listen to mine

tileli by Lily Lovebug February 17, 2019

facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020

Tillising 

Abstaining from washing one's hands after using the restroom and instead depending on your values to keep one's food from being contaminated or one's hands from being covered in shit.

"Whoa, man-why didn't you wash your hands after you took a dump? Don't you know you could have fecal matter all over your nasty ass hands?" "Nah, it's cool. I'm tillising." "Whatever, dude. Don't you ever touch my fries again."

Tillising by PromiseNot2ShootHerIn2Space February 3, 2015

FNAF Timeline 

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

FNAF Timeline by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Tillie

The most beautiful girl on the planet. The best definition of perfect . Tillie will be you best friend and will insult you a lot but won’t mean any off it. She is funny kind smart and just plain perfect. No one compares to tillie

Tillie is so amazing

Tillie by . June 11, 2018

Mississippi Timeline 

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

Mississippi Timeline by Susan_2 January 15, 2014