the borkening

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.

Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.

the borkening by essays_suck September 7, 2020

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The Bonkening

Genocide

That’s it it’s just genocide

Hitler committed The Bonkening

The Bonkening by MarbleTA May 14, 2020

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the burnening

When you hate (at least) 90% of the people in your school, workplace, etcetera, and plot with one (1) trusted friend that is also in the same situation to burn them all at the stake in an aesthetic display.

As Charles wrote the lyrics to the "Hit or Miss" tiktok on the board for the eighth time, Nicole and I looked at each other and just said, 'burnening'.

We hated everyone in that place, so we commenced the burnening. Now they're all dead!

the burnening by burnthemall_especiallyyouchaz December 9, 2018

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The bakening

The act of getting really high. The term was coined by fat cunt Ryan

Chad: Let’s play a game

Billy: Wait before I start let’s the bakening commence

The bakening by Chad69420blazitoficallyrekt October 17, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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