the Kirk 

A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.

After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.

the Kirk by G.LO. July 4, 2005

The Kirk

When you buy a mint majesty tea then cum in it. Then while fucking a girl make her drink the mint majesty then karate chop her neck so she spits it out on your dick.

"Babe when I come home ima give you the kirk you"

The Kirk by anonymous November 4, 2025

The Kirk Lean 

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.

"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."

The Kirk Lean by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025

The Kirk shot

When a bunch of conservative men, that all say they are Charlie Kirk, sit in a circle and masturbate each other until completion at which point they aim at each other's necks, similar to a pearl necklace

"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"

The Kirk shot by mld1986 December 17, 2025

The Capt Kirk 

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

The Capt Kirk by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010

The Kirkey 

When you let your coworker finger blast your prostate with their big knuckles.

He enjoyed having The Kirkey preformed on him.

The Kirkey by Yetiarms March 18, 2022

Kirked in the Pants 

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

Kirked in the Pants by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011