(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose
Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.
The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.
Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.
The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.