tapd 

television associative personality disorder

my friend has no identity he thinks he's the characters he sees on tv i thank he has television associative personality disorder tapd

tapd by tapd June 12, 2018

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

tapdizzle 

sperm or ejaculate of any sort

When Johnny checked into his hotel room he noticed there was tapdizzle on the bed

tapdizzle by Lynnze January 6, 2008

Tapdancer 

A black person who does everything to appease to white people, doesn’t want to be black, lets nonblack people say nigga/nigger, is also anti black even though they are black

Fuck him he’s a tapdancer

Tapdancer by JayTheRapper September 28, 2018

Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.

Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.

Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

tapdance 

Term used to describe the actions of a wingman, in which he entertains the unattractive friend(s) of a target female in order to allow his comrade to court the target female without distraction.

Hey man, I'm trying to holla at the chick in the red but she got 3 chicks with her. Can you come tapdance for me so I can talk to her?

tapdance by LenoSummus January 16, 2011

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Crazy Dick July 4, 2003