A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

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straining the greens

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

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igor stravinsky

A famous Russian composer/musician

"Ahoy, you know who is Igor Stravinsky?"

igor stravinsky by eggman nega May 1, 2021

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Strapping it

Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.

"wow look at tyrone hes definitely strapping it"

Strapping it by Big_Boy99 February 28, 2019

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