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Stalloned 

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
Stalloned by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Stalloned 

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.
My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.
Stalloned by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011

stalloned 

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.
HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!
stalloned by Supermarioo January 1, 2007

stalloned 

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****
stalloned by abernethy June 5, 2005

stalloned 

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned
stalloned by yessum July 21, 2003

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)
I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.
Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011