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springitis 

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.
My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.
springitis by KJaylo March 26, 2017
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Springtime for Hitler 

The most politcally incorrect show tune ever. The whole basis comes from the miscal "The Producers" by Mel Brooks. the Plot is that two play producers try to make a Broadway flop so they can collect on all the sponsorship money. The produce the play "Springtime for Hitler" and the play turns out to be a hit.
Springtime for Hitler, a gay romp with Adolf and Eva.

Springtime for Hitler effect 

A seemingly paradoxical situation that occurs when all of the individual components of a movie (acting, dialogue, editing, etc.) are utterly terrible, yet the movie is nevertheless enjoyable. Most often it applies to a movie that while not meant to be a comedy, is nevertheless hilarious to watch.

Named for 'Springtime for Hitler' from the film 'The Producers'.
'Shark Attack 3' belongs on IMDB's worst 100 list, but because of the Springtime for Hitler effect, many people actually enjoy watching it.

Springtime Ass 

The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.
Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!"

Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"
Springtime Ass by trips145 April 29, 2011

Springtime in December 

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.
Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

springtime hockey fan

a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.
January 7th:
hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?"

springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey"

April 9th:
hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding"

springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT"

June 10th:
regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all"

springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good"

Springtime for Hitler face 

The look one has after listening to crazy right-wing propaganda. Refers to the reaction of the audience in "The Producers"
After watching Ann Coulter spew hate for an hour, I had a Springtime for Hitler face.