smertz 

a derogatory word for species of human who are slimy pieces of shit.

your such a smertz. go back to your pile of smertz

smertz by u ra March 15, 2007

smertz 

slang for SMART used only by KK

TZ: my high score 4701 :-P
PePsiChiCK: u cant get that
PePsiChiCK: it goes by tens..so HAH
TZ: lol i know
TZ: i just wanted to try to piss u off
PePsiChiCK: :-P im too smertz

smertz by TD and KK July 14, 2003

smert 

the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

smert by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

Smert 

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

Smert by Bag of doughnuts June 3, 2019

Smokeasity Smeatzle 

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.

Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

Smokeasity Smeatzle by Fliptacular June 19, 2009

smartzy

SMART +LAZY

THE DUDE IS SMARTZY

smartzy by Choi November 3, 2013

smert 

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

smert by THECARLMAN June 6, 2018