smartickle

smartickle (smar tih kul) NOUN. A particle of smartness, or intelligence.

In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.

They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.

smartickle by Maxhole June 23, 2009

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

smarticle particles by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

STARTICLES 

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

STARTICLES by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

Sharticles 

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

Sharticles by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticle 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

Sharticle by Barshens July 31, 2016

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011