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Oh great lord Smackula please have mercy on us and give us good harvest this season.
Smackula by tapparappa May 1, 2020
Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating
Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."
smakulate by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

smackalackin 

Smackalackin means something that taste so incredibly amazing remarkable phenomenally good
mmmm this spicy chicken sandwich is smackalackin

Shmackular 

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way
That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular
Shmackular by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

smackalacka 

A two player smacking game. Players start on opposite ends of the room and approach eachother while acting like apes and making ape noises in a rythmic manner. Once next to each other the players quickly spin in circles letting gravity control their arms. The players continue spinning while saying "smackalacka-lacka-lacka..." until one player can't take it anymore. At which point a winner is crowned
Dude, whose up for Smackalacka tournament!
smackalacka by clifford July 15, 2003