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adult sippy cup 

Beverage that holds liquid courage. Not meant for children. And definitely not meant for spilling.
Hey Charlie I hope you brought your adult sippy cup because this twerk fest is about to go Miley on your liver.
adult sippy cup by BaneCat April 16, 2014

Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
Alabama Sippy Cup by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

Sippy Cup 

adjective
1.
not mature, ripe, developed, perfected, etc.

2.
emotionally undeveloped; juvenile; childish.

3.
suitable or designed for young people

4.
young, youthful, or immature
"You want to go to Disneyland? Man, that is so sippy cup..."

"Gonna go take your sippy cup bath? Make sure to bring your baby shampoo"

"I have to go talk to him during his sippy cup cry-fest cause his girl made fun of him."
Sippy Cup by pfhorrunner October 7, 2011

sippy cup drunk

When one is intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol to the point that he can no longer be trusted to drink from fragile or spillable containers.
Craig was so hammered last night he dropped two beer bottles in the kitchen and knocked over a nearly full bottle of Early Times. He was sippy cup drunk.

sippy cup 

Juvenile or immature. From the popular children's drinking device 'a sippy cup', made with a covered lid with narrow built-in sipping slot to prevent spillage. Toddlers drink the beverage inside via the narrow slot, and the drink is almost impossible for them to spill because of the cup's design.
"God, look at those girls over there wearing Elmo-t-shirts at the mall. What, are they six or something?"
"Yeah, like that is so sippy cup already."

or

"What was it with rappers all wearing pacifiers and baggy toddler clothes a few years ago?"
"Yeah! Like was that sippy cup, or what?"
sippy cup by Brandywine September 21, 2006

President Sippy Cup

A hilarious yet accurate nickname for Joe Biden used by Fox News host Sean Hannity, referring to the fact that Joe Biden always seems sleepy and half there mentally and always acts like he should be at home with his 'sippy cup of warm milky' and his banky.
Guy1: Did you watch Sleepy Joe Biden's state of the union address last night?
Guy2: I watched a little bit of it, but I couldn't take it anymore and turned it off, that demented old fool kept stammering and stuttering and getting words mixed up and confusing facts, I thought he was going to fall asleep right there! No wonder why Sean Hannity calls him 'President Sippy Cup', it couldn't be any more true!