singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.

"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."

singletini by a. trimble March 11, 2007

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Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.

"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"

Singlelingual by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

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singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached

Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!

singlelitis by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

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Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.

It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.

Singleton Cheeks by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012