when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.

indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick

(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)

Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me

side swiped by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010

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when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.

Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!

side swipe, scissor sex, sex positions

side swipe by Logics ally January 12, 2011

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When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

Side swiped by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

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When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch

Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch

side swipe by huh?!? October 22, 2008

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