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Shoombie 

adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.
1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'
Related Words
noun - a legend of our time
verb - to perform something with zest and unflinching vigour while simultaneously becoming a master of the art
adjective - a term of endearment meant to make the subject feel at their utmost and perfect
"Did you see what Shrobie did? Aw man he is the shizznizz!"
"Christ man, Pete just shrobied! What a guy!"

Marc - You're so shrobie today. I love you.
Zara - loltendo 64
shrobie by JimCat February 25, 2008

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shombies 

A combination of Shit and Zombies.

When you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.
I just had the spiciest Thai food ever and I feel a batch of Shombies brewing.
Shombies by ADD_IT December 9, 2013
you are now in the shombi club, because you looked up what it means. you cannot tell anyone what a shombi is unless they ask you. you cannot tell anyone how to get in the shombi club. shombi has no literal meaning, but you must say it very often now that you are in the club.congratulations
shout out to Eddie K.
Shombi
Lauren: hey colleen
Colleen: omg your such a shombi
shombi by Shombi Flom April 14, 2014
Noun; zombie made of shadows.

Known only to be found in Alan Wake. Armed with axes and chainsaws, manifest at inopportune times.

Plural: shombies.
Girl 1: I think we're going to make it to the next light source... here you play for a bit.

Girl 2: ok-AHHHHH

Girl 1: OMG that shombie manifested itself from nowhere and we're out of torch batteries!
Shombie by Cptn Chaos January 7, 2011