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schlong bonger 

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.
"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."
schlong bonger by Jake R. April 11, 2007

Shlang Banger 

when a girl gets so much black dick she becomes extremely loose.
Boi that white bitch is a shlang banger.
Shlang Banger by Nig_Nog-1 October 12, 2016

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.
"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"
shlongdonger by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026