Skip to main content

Shopgifting 

Basically putting random shit in people's carts when they're not looking in the hopes that they either buy it without realizing it or it's really awkward for them because of what the item is.
Since shoplifting is morally wrong why not give someone something instead by shopgifting
Shopgifting by Shopgifting March 9, 2013

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting
Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

Shitifying 

Terrifying to a degree where you almost shit youself.
"That movie was seriously shitifying!"
"Kate is shitifying when she's high."
Shitifying by Naevai November 17, 2009

Shitlifting 

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
Shitlifting by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018

shotlifting 

Like shoplifting, except for social media. Shotlifting is when you take a screenshot of someone's social media post and repost it to your feed rather than reposting their original entry.
That bitch keeps shotlifting posts off my Twitter feed.

Shitminting 

Send me your ENS I’ve got a shitminting I’d like to airdrop you.
Shitminting by Boris Wong January 5, 2022