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schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis
i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.
schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

schnarfle 

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.
"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."
schnarfle by rossco321 May 24, 2008

schwarffe 

it came from the classrooms of bolton it is a danger when it gets into the shoe area
oi dont stand on tht schwarffe it will hurt in seconds and kill in days
schwarffe by Keown kirk January 27, 2005

Schwarbled 

The state of existence, when you are mentally/physically/emotionally affected by just the right amount/combination of calculated substances to pull off a balanced human experience.
Q: How are you feeling tonight?.

A: I am perfectly "schwarbled"
Schwarbled by BenMarksTheSpot July 21, 2023

schwarble 

When you want to go down on your lady and she is not about it, but you make her about it.
She didn’t want any cunnilingus but he schwarbled his way in there.
schwarble by 130xis April 7, 2025

Doppel Schwärzler Spezial

When you hit your Opponent with a devious back to back Standing 4 into Neutral Jump 3
I just hit him with the Doppel Schwärzler Spezial!