schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

schmuckbag 

A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire

while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long

schmuckbag by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

schmuckaluck 

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckaluvich 

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

schmuckaluvich by snappy2 March 31, 2008

SchmuckFace

A word for describing someone who makes a totally idiotic and inexcusable remark and deserves to have an adjective assigned to them.

"Heat was a terrible movie." "What the fuck? Heat is a GREAT movie." "Fuck you man, your a SchmuckFace."

SchmuckFace by Blades 28 February 24, 2009