scagmuffin 

A cute or pathetic junkie.
A derogatory term for a heroin addict.
An intensely slutty, whorish bitch.

Look at that scagmuffin looking all pathetic-like; I bet he could use a scag to cheer him up with a nice cocktease.

scagmuffin by lyubov December 12, 2008

spazmuffin 

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.

That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!

spazmuffin by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

scaggamuffin 

scagg'a'muffin: noun (middle american) person of loose and or little moral charactar.

She is such a hoe! I agree she's a total scaggamuffin!

scaggamuffin by demacus March 14, 2011

slagmuffin 

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

slagmuffin by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin 

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

scragamuffin 

a particularly nasty skanky person, often with unkempt hair and nasty teeth

Look at that scragamuffin.. bitch needs to go to the dentist.

scragamuffin by ncmilkman October 19, 2008

swagamuffin

a muffin who has swagga.

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!

swagamuffin by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011