satched 

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

satched by Arhtur September 13, 2005

Satched 

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

Satched by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021

satched 

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

satched by twiggytall May 3, 2004

Wig Snatched 

Wig Snatched can be used to call something wonderful, beautiful or to express surprise-ment.

Similar to shook, shooketh or quaking.
Comes from 'weave snatched'.
Often written as: 'wig snatch', 'wig snatcher' or 'wig gone'.

Got my wig snatched with that voice holy shit

smash bros 2k18 special move: wig snatch

BISH MmMFff MY WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED

Wig Snatched by IchWilleDieTod November 13, 2018

wig snatched 

wig snatched means your blown away by some kind of performance given by an artist.

BTS: does dionysus
armys: wig snatched

wig snatched by taexri June 6, 2019

satchel kill 

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand

Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at

satchel kill by JackRosa June 4, 2020

Wig snatched 

Being surprised or caught off gaurd

When I saw the pigment on the eye shadows I got my wig snatched

Wig snatched by HamforHam August 25, 2018