pseudofuck
The opposite of "actual fuck"
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Pseudofuzz
Any cars parked or abandoned in the median in a manner similar to speed traps; cars with ski-racks, bike-rikes, any motorcylces that get behind your car, and motorcyles in general approaching in the other lane---that cause immediate, brief anxiety and elevated hearbeat over what speed you're driving and trigger instant, involuntary foot braking.
Pseudofuzz by Kevin Jenkins July 13, 2007
Pseudoface
A digitally or artificially created facial representation used to conceal the true identity of a person, especially in virtual environments, videos, or online interactions.
To maintain her privacy on the YouTube channel, the content creator employed an Alusive pseudoface, enabling her to engage with her audience without revealing her true appearance.
Pseudoface by Avelitta August 10, 2023
Pseudofact
A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.
Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.
Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.
Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.
Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.
Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.
Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.
Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.
Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.
Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
Pseudofact by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009
Pseudocuckhold
A man who is dating a woman but has not yet had sex with her while the woman has sex with a friend with benefits or other male.
It was Paul’s third date with Louise and they still hadn’t had sex. She told him she wanted to take slow and that she never has sex in the first month of dating. Paul was however a pseudocuckhold as Louise had been on a first date with tall dark and handsome Mark earlier in the week which had ended in one night of passionate sex
Pseudocuckhold by Just thought of a word September 30, 2018
pseudopunk
a douchebag that thinks he's/she's punk but really isn't because they choose to bash on other genres
pseudopunk by edgedude March 22, 2009