*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*
Woman with pogonophilia: "Now
that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food
getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already
talking to man with beard*