plastic surgery
Photoshop, but in real life.
plastic surgery by pastaroni August 23, 2008
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Plastic Surgery
Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at
Plastic Surgery by I say stuff January 22, 2021
Plastic Surgery
Kanye: Babe, why do you look so different?
Kim: I got plastic surgery.
Kanye: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight
Kim: I got plastic surgery.
Kanye: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight
Plastic Surgery by SirrTheRiceGod March 5, 2021
plastic surgery
The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
plastic surgery by QuacksO March 22, 2017
plastic surgery
The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes.
The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:
a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:
b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.
The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:
a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:
b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.
After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging!
plastic surgery by e4enviro December 25, 2009
Plastic Surgery
1. An option people have to change solely their OUTWARD appearance; looking more aesthetically pleasing does NOT make one any more or less of a human being.
2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
Remember that dog, Magda?? Well she got some plastic surgery and she looks GREAT now! She always was a nice girl. I gave her my number.
Plastic Surgery by Morrigan March 17, 2005
Plastic surgery
You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.
Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
Plastic surgery by Hym Iam May 11, 2022